What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I don't drink

Do you remember one day, you put a deep smile on someone's face and made them very happy?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Time (physics): Who started counting our current time or is it just "set" by some scientific measure?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?

Me : No

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

What celebrity do you admire the most?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

The International Boxing Association said that Khelif and Lin competing in Paris Olympics were disqualified from the tournament for testing positive for XY chromosomes which give an unfair advantage in the women’s division. What do you think?

He : I'm 24.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

How severely should I get punished? Please describe throughly. Today I got my result of my test nd I found out that I failed in 2 subjects, my parents are currently in abroad nd I lied to them about the fail but I feel guilty now.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Tea ?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why are Democrats at Q so desperate that they keep taking down my links to comments that prove the residents in Ohio have been filing complaints about the Haitians eating the local wildlife from ponds in the local parks? Election interference

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Thank you.

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Sure.

How many couples swap wives?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Why do diabetic people sweat so much?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!